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satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

• person: i can spend all day on the internet
• me: do you have a tumblr?
• person: no
• me: do you read fanfiction?
• person: no
• me: I don't understand

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(Source: bigstupidbaby)

i remember when i was 12 i wanted my mom to buy me a phone so she bought me a tamagotchi to see how responsible i was and i lost it the next day.

togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies