I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
i remember when i was 12 i wanted my mom to buy me a phone so she bought me a tamagotchi to see how responsible i was and i lost it the next day.
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies