May 2013
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
localteenager:
I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking property.
satan-5-ever:
blinkpond:
hobbitsandlocks:
hobbitsandlocks:
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is...
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
person: no
me: do you read fanfiction?
person: no
me: I don't understand
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
i remember when i was 12 i wanted my mom to buy me a phone so she bought me a tamagotchi to see how responsible i was and i lost it the next day.
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
Dear yahoo,
This is a polite message begging you not to change anything on this site. This means:
Allow tumblr porn. (fanfics, fanart and actual porn etc.)
No fucking weird smileys.
No links
No proper blocking system.
DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING. Yours sincerely, Every single blogger on here.
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
arcticblackeys:
fallarbor-town:
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
oh-woah-dope:
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
skittyspostlimitblog:
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Hagamos de este post un record mundial: "El post...
only-live-the-life:
sonrie-eres-el-espermio-ganador:
el-pony-verde:
takeaboww:
POR LA Ñ!
¡VAMOS LATINAS! ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ*-*
LE PODEMOS GANAR A LAS GRINGAS (?)
Si igual le ganamos los chilenos
Ñññññññññññññ gringos qliaos ññññññññññññññññññ
ññññññññññññññññññññññ mierda ññññññññññññññññññññññ
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
if they shut down tumblr i’m going to cry and i will never recover
i’m fucking serious
i need you guys
