personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
(Source: bigstupidbaby)
i remember when i was 12 i wanted my mom to buy me a phone so she bought me a tamagotchi to see how responsible i was and i lost it the next day.
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
Dear yahoo,
This is a polite message begging you not to change anything on this site. This means:
- Allow tumblr porn. (fanfics, fanart and actual porn etc.)
- No fucking weird smileys.
- No links
- No proper blocking system.
DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING.
Yours sincerely,
Every single blogger on here.
(Source: thebloodonmyhandscoveredtheholes)
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
